Thursday, December 29, 2005

its gonna be math again. Pardon me

If u are offered a qn
LOVE = ______ (3marks)

and u write "Blind" as the answer.

You'll probably get 1 mark for the question. reason? u've missed quite a number of steps in between

1)LOOK.

Love at first is about LOOKING

GAN. if u dun use ur eye. HOW TO SPOT UR TARGET?? of cos must see right.

2)READ

U'll have to see wad the book u've eyed on is about right?
For example reading the synopsis at de back of the book.

3)Accept

After knowing wad the book is about.
Consider if that book is suitable for you. There maybe certain parts tat dun really fit into ur character. BUT SO WAD. IF U LYK TAT BOOK U WUN MIND TAT SINGLE TEAR OR FOLD RIGHT. JUST BUY IT

4)Blind

Gan. u brought the book home. ur mum saw the torn. she'll say tat u're blind.

End

Ah simple analogy.

Love is special Bcos of the 2 attached. Each of dem can see some mutual characterics that others cannot see.

ITs even more so. Bcos the 2 attached will be able to accept wad they see.

well actually tats just my pt of view. wad i get to learn of. With my shallow yet viscous experience in love.

Leading such a empty life now. i really hope for skool to reopen real Quick

i really hope to run now. i feel so bored.

i really hope to study now. i feel so bored.

i wanna get rid of the A lv system ASAP.

Its taxing and im getting sick of it.

I wanna get into NS. So i can go PRO with WOW.

IM BORED

Monday, December 26, 2005

Shucks.. Did the dumbest thing one could have eva done.

Was roaming arnd my house looking for today's paper. I tot it was at my balcony. Yet i still couldnt find it. So ahh i told myself. Its ok. It maybe in my parent's room. so i went there.. Searched high and low for it. Yet i couldnt find it.

I went to my sister's room. No trace of it either.

Its den when my sister asked. "Oi Lao Mao. wad are u doing."

Den i told dem we i was looking for.

"AllahMark. u Stupid is it today boxing day where got papers."

loLS..

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Mong. iTs Alfa romeo. not my Alpha or ur Ulpha or wadeva.

Think of this. U guys take math right. Remember Quadratic equations? and the instances when we have to solve things lyk x^2 - 2x + 17955.

Given such a question:
The sum of 2 consecutive postive odd numbers gives u an answer of 17955. Wad are the 2 numbers?

-Alright. Lets take a look at this question from the perception of a Pri skool go-er. At tat time, we wouldnt know abt algebra and definately not about quadratic equation.

So how wud a Pri skool goer Solve this question??

The calculator of cos. Start pressing the buttons hoping to find the answer by multiplying 2 consecutive odd numbers.

In other words, Trial and Error.

-Now let us solve this question with our current abilities.

We'll let x be one of the numbers. and the other be (x+2)
Get the equation x^2 - 2x + 17955.
den solve it.
Finally gettin the answer x = 135

Now let's zoom into the various steps. For a normal person. How can u derive the equation
x^2 - 2x 17955 = (x+133)(x-135) in the end??



The calculator of cos. Start pressing the buttons hoping to find the answer by multiplying 2 consecutive odd numbers.



wahah wad a joke.
U go thru years of education. Learning ways thru books to solve problems which from the start u could have solved with ur natural abilities (being street smart).
No wonder there are more Nerds in the world compared to prodigies..

Prodigies and Nerds are common. In a way. Literally. They are developed and not intrinsic.








Roamed the streets of somerset overnight.

Saw banglahs sitting beside dustbins and Sheep cracked de best joke i've heard so far. Shldnt share here..

King Kong. Wad a show. It made my head go KaKong. OmfG. i could have paid tat 9.50 on a loaf of subway bread. At least i wun need to torture myself.. Cold and HUngry.. Dark sommore.. in that squeezy theatre.

Lan session 1. Bf2 was fun. 4 v 4 and we really had a fight. Mong and me.. Helicopter King wahhaa.. flew arnd blasting off ppl asses.. Tho there's ones when our helicopters crashed into each other. WAHah "Isnt the sky big enuf for u to fly?"

Lan session 2. Wasnt reallyfun tho. No one was there to play actually.. it was 3 in the morning. Cold, Dark.. and Hungry.. as usual. Yet we fought on. Bf2 3 v 2. Mong and i had a good time trying to capture and defend our bases. Tho we lost. I managed to become the best flag defender. and him the best flag capturer.. wahah irony huh.

4am. Gs dropped by and we played 3 on 3 finally!! tho he wasnt on my team. But it's still fun.
Helicopters*Tanks*C4s*Backstabbing Tj*Running my buggy over Ray*

5am.. whoo finally decides to go home. mum called and asked where i was. I told her im sleepin in the streats cos i cant find a way to get back after my movie.

Gosh. im tired.. have to go run later again.. Woooooooooot.. RX-8RX-8RX-8!~~ 1.3l renesis Rotary~~ woOTtttt

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Time flies.... A blink of an eye... Another Yr gone by...

Time heals all wound...

No

Some will be left to swell...

A scar retains even if it does...

Acceptance is wad u need in this world...

No

For accepting is a form of escape

It changes no god.. no man..

Wad a fake... fake world...

Friday, December 16, 2005

Do you believe in fate, Destiny or anithing of such sorts??

I was on my way for training at turf city this morning. As i alighted the bus, i ran pass the overhead bridge to the other side of the road. (I was running late btw. the stupid bus stopped at every stop it could find.. gOsh.. go into that some other time)As i walked up this road leading to the vascinity, i saw this red Alpha Romeo of number plate i shall not reveal.

You will think. Alpha Romeo onli ma, wads so great abt it. I see BMs and Lexuss everywhere.

Read on

On my way back, i took de same route out. And I saw the same red car zooming pass me across the road.

Thats not all.... When my bus reached YCK station, at the cross junction where u have Presbyterian high, a condo and the station, i saw the same car again.

Are some things in this world destined to happen? or is it fate dat let me see the car again and again in just a short period??

If one really believes in it, i guess u wudnt disagree with wad im gonna say next. Originated from this chinese saying actually. For an item that does not belong to you, howeva hard u try to grasp it within ur own hands, still, u will not gain poccession of it. For its your desinty not to have it in your poccession. Give it up. Maybe there are some other tings in this world whereby u're destined to have too?? Cheer up man

Friday, December 09, 2005

Melissa~ Here U go~~

Wahh.. i wanna get new gamess.. but school's reopening soon. Went to gamespot and saw this super cool gundam seed Game.. LOOKS SO COOOL. SiGhs.. but i wun be going over to Msia so often~ Hints* bORing

Left all alone at home again. Stupid sister go meeet bf. Wahaha shld i be naughty again?? Go log in her WOW acc go kill some creeps. Im so BoreD~~ whoo getting my pay real soon.. another 2 weeks more and i'll be rich.

SaD ahh.. got money no one to spend with also no use. Whaaa.. go save up until it reaches a few hundred K.. den go get myself a SE3P... loLSss ohh if u havent realise wad tat is. ITs a RX-8.

Yawnssss.. why cant i find issue 36 of hotstuffsss.. im gettin out of things to read~~