i know this is super UNORIGINAL.. but i wud really want ppl whu comes to my blog to read this..
I call it... De 4 yrs in cathigh
Well its entirely writen by my BUddy TGS..
Cat high is much more fun than IJC/AJC/any other stupid JC. We can lame around whole day talking crap and disturbing fei mong, go to other's people class to disturb them between periods, push people like
MB into classes having lessons, laugh at Hak Boon and the doom guard, go turn the green field into a desert together, pon tang extra lessons together, eat delicious malay food together, change in the classroom together, laugh at gays together, chokeslam people together, go home together, lie on the track and field like nobody's business together, see the HORDES AND HORDES of people being punished outside general office together, laugh at the stupid morning devotions like the 'wo ji zi yao he wo dou LAN de pao(milo)' story together, flush our WWE character cards into the toilet bowl together, attack Kenny tgt, catch his little kong kong together, laugh at miss ling's big nose tgt, see miss zalinah reading bryan lum's fatal seductions tgt, wrestle at back of the class and get caught tgt(11 of us), laugh at mark's bright yellow underwear together, see han yang riding his golden cloud tgt, see kenny floating outside our class window tgt, see
MB pouring calligraphy paint on joshua yeo who also poured it on ang si yuan's uniform tgt, see me biting
MB;s head and headbutting the wall tgt, see how the day everyone brought their cards to school and almost everyones' card got confiscated tgt, see how
MB drew a toot on vincent's wartortle tgt, laugh at Mong with the reserve trophy with the model person sitting down tgt, laugh at Mong's hair and how thick it is tgt, laugh at how miss ling wrote in his report book he is a bad influence on owyang naima, chiong to field and play soccer for 5 hrs tgt, organise a inter-class soccer competition and didnt organise the finals cos we didnt get in tgt, go sec 2 camp and see weida do his swanton bomb tgt, listen to cheng jie jue recite his hokkien gang oath and how dua peh gong got washed away by the flood, stay up all night during sec 2 camp cos someone stole an extra cup of tasteless milo, see me dunno y of all times have nosebleed during Miss Foo's lesson, get pumped by BOB during block PE and how we run away when we were jogging on the track halfway, see how dalang gou confiscated our WWe decks and yet we dun care and bought even more cards, play JY everyday 24/7 like nobody's business, see Noel house get last as usual every sports day, laugh at Kenny's record weight of 45kg, listen to vincent yeo say 'eh look got mata' den u say 'where' den he says 'kaypoh', laugh at ronald's height and how short he is, see how
MB looks at his WWE arsenal and draws extra cards whenever u r not looking- and puts them back with a smile if u saw him doing that, run away from school during mooncake festival night to play decks at a void deck, invent things like han yang has ten toot and ow yang opens a famous brothel, look at ang si yuan's art and see how miss ling give him higher scores than us, laugh at brandon lam selling his bras at his bra shop, get cracked up by heng yak's horny silly jokes, see how vincent yeo reads his english passages when miss fernandez asks him to, see Han Sheng get 0 and Ct get 1 for maths test, see our constant changing of teachers from lee chang hong to mr VINK to mr leong to a lot a lot of teachers, make noise during free periods until Miss Ling can hear us talking 4 classrooms away at the staircase, stand up for one whole period listening to a MISS NORA talking non-stop with racist sexist etc. etc. type of comments, see how han sheng put the sign 'explicit content' above miss ling's head for class photo, go to play CS together and see Han yang surf bwahaha.com den announcing it to the whole class, see yong quan and me laugh in LAN shop until we fell off our chairs, see how we go to newgrounds.com and play games during computer lessons, on the 'LUKE WA SI LING LAO PEH' max volume in the com room until everyone can hear it.
Ok continue.. c how Alvin goh play his GBA every lesson at the back of the classroom, see how he get 100 for art, see how he stole jackson's spiderman figurine and dun admit, see bryan lum talking as horny as heng yak and body slamming u if you eva go 'hey bryan lum-par!', see how wong chun ting write his poem tt reading is bad on the board, c how
MB was caught by the DM for opening and closing the windows and singing at the top of his voice, see how his adidas shoes were confiscated and he walked around school the whole day IN SOCKS, see how pereira can forget his lessons, see how mong n poh n tze jung bunch lock pereira out of the class and dun let him in to teach lit, c how Hak Boon took up his father's glass and slashed his own finger, see how we cook shitty food in home economics and we throw them away during recess, see how tze jung keep talking abt his CLARE LEONG, c heng yak hanging sexy pics of Zoe Tay on the classroom board and got punished by holding the pic outside the general office, see Joshua Yeo coming late at RECESS TIME, see how he hides si yuan's pencil box/water bottle, see how he puts chalk in his water bottle, see how he puts glue on miss fernandez chair and made her furiousetc. etc. ..
We can jump from tables everyday, mess them up in one lump after school, lock the class off the lights and secretly play our WWE cards together, see how Poh played 60 end turns with CT, see how vincent killed
MB in one turn with 0 fort at start of turn, played tai ti like nobody's business, listen to mdm gay's anti-PAP and racist talks (u nt racist ah? marry INDIAN LAH!), see how our whole class exchange test papers with each other DURING D and T (i exchanged with choon wee to check answers), see how stupid we are when we actually bought heroclix and PLAYED IT, we played BEYBLADE and bought a BEYSTADIUM AT SEC2 OMG, mong
MB poh me became the DEITIES OF WARCRAFT3 in the whole of our secondary school, our sec 1 CS team of
MB mong me and dunno who got second in the whole level COS THE SEC 4s TURNED ON FRIENDFIRE AND I KILLED
MB WITH MY CARBINE. He was screaming 'OI SAME TEAM LAH' for 5 full seconds until i realise wat i was doing. By then, it was too late. Rmb how wei jian and me went with tze jung to secretly take pics of clare but we were caught by her mum :S. See how sway OWyang zhiyan was when a bird SHITTED ON HIM DURING ASSEMBLY. See Mr Leong knock loudly at the noodles store in the morning and pull the store shutters up when the store wasn't open yet. See how vincent yeo come down 5 mins b4 assembly and eat one bowl of noodles plus two baos and STILL go to assembly on time. See how Jackson gets caught by david chan EVERYDAY for his long hair. See how alice talk about cooking her tou fus and pizzas for
MB king. Laugh at
MB King's name. See the way i laughed at so loudly that everyone in the assembly heard me laughing. Mr Leong was stunned at it and immediately sent mi back to class so no one would see me.
Chronicles of Cat High 1-1/2-1
gang.(MORE TO COME) HOw come i feel so proud doing all those funny stuff in cat high... sadly i really missed those days.. de devotions.. de prayers.. de FUNKY speeches of Hakboon.. T_T i wanna go back...
CAT HIGH RAWKZ 4EVA. YES I AGREE WITH MONG. and Just wanna say that Cathigh is and will always be the brother I never had.. brother?? maybe i shld say its a second HOME i never had?? hmmm.. wadeva.. which 1 sounds nicer.. tio
CAt high simply rawks.. but its sad tat we can onli let dem remain in our memories.. Sweet and nice 1s of cos.. while we try to pull thru the perilous world.. Guess wad.. These memories are de 1 whu can make u put up a faint smile in times of Loneliness.. sadness.. my vocab sucks.. Well i meant.. in wadeva bad situations u may be in..
cat high rawks.......
